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You’re scrolling through X or watching a gaming stream, and someone drops a joke about getting “pegged” by life. Or

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You check your phone late on a Friday night to see if your friend is coming over. You ask when

You wrap up a conversation with a friend or a new match, and their final message is just three lowercase

You open a TikTok video or scroll through a group chat, and the very first line reads “TW // needles”

You open a group chat to find a chaotic video clip of your friend falling off a scooter. The replies

You’re scrolling TikTok late at night, watching a clip of a celebrity walking a red carpet in an insane designer

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