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You are scrolling through a comment thread, reading a Discord chat, or listening to a podcast when someone mentions “Charizarding.”

You open a group chat after posting an outfit photo, and your friend replies with all-caps: “I am literally GAGGED.”

You are scrolling through a fast-moving Discord channel or reading comments under a wild video clip. Someone drops a message

You open a group chat and someone drops a message: “I’m literally feining for some late-night tacos right now.” A

You check your phone after asking your friend if they still want to grab food. Instead of a clear sentence,

Your group chat pinged with a quick update. Someone dropped: “wait that acc looks so good.” You pause for a

You are scrolling through comment sections on TikTok or reading a fast-moving group chat. Someone drops a hot take about

Your phone buzzes late in the evening. You unlock the screen and see a one-line notification from a friend or

You open a Snapchat story or an iMessage group chat. A friend posts a picture of an old song with

You are scrolling through comment sections on TikTok or X, watching someone make an absurdly reckless decision. Maybe a heckler